Grandma/pa On Chiwawa

A few imponderables.

On the Chiwawa, news is news; no news is good news; all news is no news.

If half a glass of scotch is "half full", then
an empty glass of scotch is already drunk.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Like mama, dada, googoo, gahgah... ?

Mommy's little stinker: Little ole me?

A cookie in hand is worth two in the bush.

Yep, imponderables.